obsessed. addicted. unhinged.

merch for golfers who have a problem

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why we're sick

golf psychos was born in july 2025 when a buddy joined the group and couldn't stop talking about golf. we called him a psycho. turns out, we all were.now we make merch for people who get it. no lessons. no tips. just the truth about being addicted to a game that doesn't love you back.

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hats. towels. markers. zero apologies.

merch for people who've lied about their handicap

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obsessed. addicted. unhinged. — merch for golfers who have a problem — no lessons. no tips. just vibes. — we called him a psycho. turns out, we all were.⛳️💀😎